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Mulan (2020) movie review: girl (and film) at war with the world

Fri, Sep 11, 2020
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Acceptably inoffensive, if less than wholly engaging. At least Liu’s strong, stately Mulan is a wonderful role model for girls who aren’t much interested in conformity and adhering to expectations.

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The Secret Garden movie review: weedy with misplaced eeriness

Fri, Aug 07, 2020
9 comments

Pointless adaptation of the beloved children’s novel soaked in a gothic spookiness that seems to deliberately misunderstand the story. Neither literal enough nor magical enough. My heart was unmoved.

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The Old Guard movie review: saving the world, one century at a time

Thu, Jul 09, 2020
4 comments

There’s plenty of bruising action, but this fantastic slice of comic-book pulp emphasizes the humanity of its immortal heroes. Gina Prince-Bythewood elevates the familiar with emotional authenticity.

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Artemis Fowl movie review: falls foul of itself

Sun, Jun 14, 2020
12 comments

A disaster of a kids’ fantasy caper; feels like it’s making up the plot as it goes. A mishmash of manufactured wonder: characters barely sketched, action seemingly setting up future DisneyWorld rides.

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Scoob! movie review: Scooby dooby don’t

Tue, May 19, 2020
26 comments

A spectacularly scattershot, pandering mess of pulp junk, cheap-looking animation, and poisonous gender dynamics. A charmless cash-grab that can’t be bothered with the slightest stab at originality.

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Extra Ordinary movie review: oh, the mundanity!

Sat, Apr 18, 2020
4 comments

Sly, sharp, and snarkily underplayed, this instant little masterpiece of fantasy comedy is as occasionally shockingly horrific as it is nonstop shockingly funny, peopled with instant fast friends.

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Trolls: World Tour movie review: a cinematic Rubicon by dint of pandemic coincidence

Tue, Apr 07, 2020
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As pastel and glittery as its predecessor, with a silliness more glorious and less forced. Sweet, smart, sincere… but it doesn’t deserve to be carrying the future of movies on its little shoulders.

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Onward movie review: the Pixar road goes ever on

Fri, Mar 06, 2020
10 comments

Don’t let the Pixar curve throw you: familiar this quest may be, but it’s full of magic and wonder and humor and melancholy, and set in a fully realized fantasy world. Not a masterpiece but very good.

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The Lodge movie review: stuck in miserably mushy snow

Thu, Feb 27, 2020
11 comments

This exasperating movie is so obnoxious it could be deliberately trolling us. Wants to have its ambiguous cake and eat it, too, smothered in a gloomy frosting. *extremely pinches nose in despair*

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The Call of the Wild movie review: a very good boi (mostly)

Wed, Feb 19, 2020
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An old-fashioned kiddie adventure, sweetly earnest, equal parts scary, funny, exciting, sad, and happy, with only a bit of uncanny valley in its CGI doggo star. Definitely had something in my eye.

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