
300: Rise of an Empire trailer: not directed by Zack Snyder…
…though the trailer is hoping you won’t notice that.

…though the trailer is hoping you won’t notice that.

This is Switzerland’s official submission to the 2014 Oscars in the Best Foreign Language Film category.

Christopher Nolan remakes the opening credits of Star Trek: Enterprise through the eyes of Terrence Malick.

Think we’ll finally find out why the TARDIS exploded and the answer to the question “Doctor who?” Nah, me neither.

Will it be Bad Santa, or bad Adam Sandler?

Or maybe with wry black dramedy.

Gareth Edwards’ wonderfully original first film was about people and ideas, so maybe this reboot will be, too…

I see a lot of damaged, wounded, screaming women here. I don’t see men doing anything except inflict pain and grin about women’s pain. I wonder why that could be…

Even in a land before time, a time before humans, even this story is about a boy dinosaur. Who gets to be a hero.

I feel nothing watching this, beyond a vague nagging sense that I’ve seen this all before.