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What is this, 1977? The Harlem Globetrotters? Does anyone under 35 even know who or what the Harlem Globetrotters are? Scooby-Doo and the Mystery, Inc. gang score big thrills when they team up with the legendary Harlem Globetrotters in two hilarious action-packed mystery adventures. On a visit to a quaint New England town, the gang … more…
What? You say this looks an awful lot like Fast & Furious? Shame on you! Hollywood doesn’t cheat! Hollywood doesn’t rip off! My goodness, how suspicious-minded you are! A high speed chase on the freeways of Los Angeles reveals a turf war between two competing car theft rings. Lieutenant Baynes (Steven Bauer) decides to send … more…
You know what, guys? All girls crave sex. We just don’t crave it with you. Every man wants a GIRL WHO CRAVES SEX! That’s right, girls that want us just as much as we want them! In this collection, we’ve hand-picked the sexiest, most seductive, sex-craved college coeds we could find! You’re in for a … more…
I can’t believe I missed this one when it was released in Region 1 back in May. Hard to imagine there could have been something that looked worse that week: When two enormous prehistoric creatures contend for supremacy of the sea, the California coast becomes the setting for a showdown that’s been centuries in the … more…
I bet there’s blatant naked cocks all over this one. I’m so tired of seeing the male body exploited like this. Our cameras caught up with the freshest young meat on campus to see what really goes on in college dorm rooms. From shy, bookish boys to rowdy frat guys, these hot young hunks are … more…
Huh. And here I thought there was an official unofficial moratorium are packing nonlunch things in pseudo retro lunch boxes if they didn’t actually have some sort of nostalgic value for the cohort of today’s consumers who once carried their bologna sandwiches to school in the 1960s and 70s in tin containers emblazoned with cartoon … more…
For a while it was looking like this would be the first week in which I wouldn’t stumble across a new DVD that deserved the oh-no! label. And then, way down on the listing of new releases at Amazon U.K., I found this. And there was much rejoicing. Have I mentioned before how much I … more…
Oh, don’t worry: this quickie DVD wasn’t assembled to cash in on Michael Jackson’s death. It was assembled to cash in on the series of 50 concerts in London he was about to embark upon when he died. The fact that the producers can now cash in on his death is pure dumb luck: Michael … more…
Jesus loves you, but he thinks you’re kinda flabby, and not very limber: Welcome to Heaven’s Gym! Each of us needs some INSPIRATION to kick start some new healthy lifestyle practices. The Word of God is going to be our INSPIRATION for this workout, and it will provide all we need to take it to … more…
Get ready for a hilarious and heartwarming royal reality check in Princess Protection Program, the new smash-hit Disney Channel Original Movie starring Selena Gomez, Wizards Of Waverly Place, and Demi Lovato, Sonny With A Chance. Plus, this Royal B.F.F. Extended Edition DVD features an insider’s look at the realities and responsibilities of being a real-life … more…
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