omg: Keanu is sad, fans try to make him happy

So it seems that Keanu Reeves was caught in the compromising position of eating a sandwich in public by himself: and somehow this got interpreted as Keanu feeling sad and down and blue and alone and unemployed and whatev. And an Internet meme was born: He’s actually not unemployed — he’s got plenty work, the … more…

omg: make your own Wil Wheaton/John Scalzi fanfic

Or Clash of the Geeks. You know who Wil Wheaton is: the erstwhile Wesley Crusher, currently professional geek and keeper of WWdN: In Exile — which always makes me do a double take, because I expect the wWdN to stand for “What Would Wil Wheaton Do?” which it might as well do, seeing as how … more…

omg: lightsaber chopsticks!

I want. Probably the Luke lightsaber chopsticks pictured [Amazon U.S.]. Or maybe I should buy the Yoda and Vader set [Amazon U.S.] so both a guest and I can use the Force while we eat our dumplings. Product features (via Amazon): * Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons * Fully licensed Lucasfilm … more…

omg: Neil Gaiman turns in his ‘Doctor Who’ script

From Neil Gaiman’s own Twitpic feed: That’s Gaiman on the right, Steven Moffat in the middle, and Richard Curtis (who will also be contributing a script to an upcoming series of Doctor Who) on the left. (Thanks to the many readers, including Kat and Keith, who sent me this via email and Facebook.) That’s pretty … more…

omg: Shia LaBeouf takes the blame for sucky movies

Not all sucky movies, of course. And not even all the blame for the sucky movies he’s been involved with. But since when do Hollywood types ever admit to screwing up? The L.A. Times blog 24 Frames quotes the actor from a press conference at Cannes, discussing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal … more…

because bowties *are* cool

Apparently David Tennant’s Doctor inspired lots of little boys in the U.K. to start wearing pinstripe suits to playschool. My Doctor Who pal bronxbee and I wondered whether this meant that little boys would, now that Matt Smith has taken over the role, start wearing bowties to playdates. And yes: yes it does mean that. … more…

finally! someone apologizes for ‘Battlefield Earth’!

J.D. Shapiro, one of the screenwriters of Battlefield Earth, has apologized for his crime: he was only looking to get laid. It wasn’t as I intended — promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn’t really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to … more…

but would Joan Holloway see herself in Barbie?

For a while many years ago I was geekishly collecting Star Trek Barbies and X-Files Barbies, so I squee’d when I saw this: March 10, 2010 — New York, NY — Mattel, Inc., Lionsgate® (NYSE: LGF), and AMC announced today the launch of four Barbie® Collector “Mad Men” dolls available to consumers July 2010. Designed … more…