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trailer break: ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer…

Oh my goodness, Michael Bay does love blowing shit up, don’t he?

Unexplained markings in ancient ruins all around the world? Michael Bay wants to make Raiders of the Lost Ark, methinks. With lots of shit blowing up, of course.

I don’t like to spectulate about man who makes movies this loud and this aggressive and this full of shit blowing up — and this concerned with a character called “Megatron”… Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I love to speculate! I’ve seen this trailer a dozen times, and every time, all I can think is, Michael Bay must have the tiniest penis to feel the need to overcompensate for it this much.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens in the U.K. on June 19, and in the U.S. on June 24.

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