‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: What if Disney got their mousy mitts on the Doctor?

My beef with Disney is by now well known, but it’s nothing to what it would be were The Mouse to take on my baby, Doctor Who. Then, we’re talking total war.

io9 commenter Cristoval created a few concepts for what a Disney Doctor Who would look like (featured recently at io9). For one — brace yourself — Disney Daleks:

They remind me of Vincent the robot from The Black Hole.

And then there’s the poster for a Disney Doctor Who:

Yesterday’s rumor about Johnny Depp being cast in an American Doctor Who movie invariably inspires nightmares about a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-esque perversion of my beloved Doctor. Which I can’t bear to think about.

(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)