“You just made some of the most highly trained professionals in the world look like minimum-wage mall cops. That’s hurtful.” –Agent Coulson (Clark Gregg) to Thor (Chris Hemsworth)
“Base, we’ve got Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.” –Agent Garrett (Dale Godboldo), about Thor’s Asgard buddies
“Is that one of Stark’s?” –Agent Cale (Patrick O’Brien Demsey), about a giant Asgard killing machine that kinda looks like Iron Man
“I dunno, he never tells me anything.” –Agent Coulson
Thor, screenwriters: Ashley Edward Miller, Zack Stentz, Don Payne, J. Michael Straczynski, and Mark Protosevich, based on the comic book by Stan Lee, Larry Lieber, and Jack Kirby
