fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Feb 23-Mar 01 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“feminist defends the onion” <--- crap, this is my legacy, isn’t it? “why is princess leia cool” “what did king john do after sighning the magna carta” <--- he went to Disney World? “billy elliot is my story only less happy” “mary ann cute naked .com” “mature mary ann porn” <--- ugh “superman gay” “what are the yellow ribbons in argo about” <--- oh my goodness, some people are so young “the best spam appetizer ever” “malin akerman not pretty” <--- have never ever seen a “[male celeb] is ugly/not sexy/not handsome/old” here “alien orgasm” “are women people time” <--- sound like a 1950s game show “examples of satire” “most sexist movie” <--- sounds like a QOTD “seth macfarlane hates the south” “male sex slave ideas” <--- what? like, how to get one? “adult thumb sucking metaphors” “doctor who midnight terrible” <--- no. no, it isn’t “ass kissing pics” “artist model double standard genitals” <-- so what else is new? “hornblower loyalty” “horton hears a who theme” <--- these were together in my stats, and I read them as “Hornblower Hears a Who”