Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“feminist defends the onion” <--- crap, this is my legacy, isn’t it?
“why is princess leia cool”
“what did king john do after sighning the magna carta” <--- he went to Disney World?
“billy elliot is my story only less happy”
“mary ann cute naked .com”
“mature mary ann porn” <--- ugh
“superman gay”
“what are the yellow ribbons in argo about” <--- oh my goodness, some people are so young
“the best spam appetizer ever”
“malin akerman not pretty” <--- have never ever seen a “[male celeb] is ugly/not sexy/not handsome/old” here
“alien orgasm”
“are women people time” <--- sound like a 1950s game show
“examples of satire”
“most sexist movie” <--- sounds like a QOTD
“seth macfarlane hates the south”
“male sex slave ideas” <--- what? like, how to get one?
“adult thumb sucking metaphors”
“doctor who midnight terrible” <--- no. no, it isn’t
“ass kissing pics”
“artist model double standard genitals” <-- so what else is new?
“hornblower loyalty”
“horton hears a who theme” <--- these were together in my stats, and I read them as “Hornblower Hears a Who”
So what are the yellow ribbons in argo about?
Really?
Look up “yellow ribbon” in Wikipedia.
Best way to eat spam is not to mess about. Chop it up, fry it, dump a tin of tomatoes on top, job done. (This also works, rather better, with corned beef.)