Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“wifes nipples” <-- any particular wife?
“betty fantasies” <-- Betty Rubble? Betty Crocker?
“cutest real dinosaur”
“how to make stuff from lego” <-- the blocks? they stick together...
“is the dark knight rises suitable for 6 and 7 year olds”
“boba fett easter egg” <-- for kids you want to scare on Easter morning
“hot jesus”
“hot jesus in the bible on the history channel” <-- probably not the sort of evangelizing the filmmakers were hoping to do
“any blasphamy in jack the giant slayer”
“albino porcupine” <-- good band name for anyone who’s looking
“doctor who food”
“does tyler perry temptation have nudity” <-- why does any movie?
“darth vader cute”
“cobra lapel pin g.i. joe retaliation” <-- I know, right, that makes no sense. oh, you probably want to buy one, don’t you?
“what are some psychological concepts is in the movie diary of a mad black woman”
“what aspect of belonging is seen in the movie precious” <-- your teacher wants you to do your own homework, kid...
“what is being satirized the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy” <-- everything
“what were the 1990s like”
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