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Jesus People review: Christian pop takes the softest of smacks

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This gentle — too gentle — mockumentary barely even takes aim at its easiest potential targets, but the appealing cast is game and manages a few cogent hits.
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I’m “biast” (con): nothing

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Christian “rock” and “pop” music could do with a bit of a smackdown (oh, you want teenagers to get actually hot and bothered about Jesus, do you?) and it’s not like it’s even that hard to do. Which makes it a bit of a mystery that this gentle — too gentle — mockumentary barely even attempts the lame jokes such an easy target provides, and almost completely ignores the slightly less easy ones. When evangelical Pastor Jerry (Joel McCrary: The Smurfs 2) gets the bad medical news that he is not long for this world, he panics: He has to save his teenaged son from the devil’s rock and roll before he goes! So he decides to start a Christian rock band, which sort of degenerates into a Christian vocal group when talent is hard to come by. He manages to rustle up Zak (Damon Pfaff), who can genuinely sing but is a complete nutter of the promise-rings variety; local beauty queen Cara (Lindsay Stidham), who’s cute but not very bright; fallen Christian pop star Gloria (Edi Patterson: Mars Needs Moms), who suffers from delusions of fame; and youth pastor Ty (Richard Pierre-Louis: Barbershop 2: Back in Business), who is the only one with any clear appreciation for reality. As this disparate group of would-be comic characters fumfer around in search of comedy, they do make one or two hits that are at least on the target, if not in the bullseye: the sequence in which they shoot their music video makes a few cogent, funny points about the cynical marketing of religion, as does the subsequent debate over whether their “hit” song is best seen as being about embracing Jesus or saving the planet from global warming. (That it could be both is an astute comment on how generic religion can be… and also on the commonalities between secular concerns and religious faith.) I wish Jesus People, based on a Funny or Die Web series, made more of how Jerry overlooks the talents of his wife, Mitzy (Karen Whipple), who obviously would have liked to be asked to be in the band, and in the aborted subplot in which the putative documentarian, filmmaker Jodi (Nikki Boyer), keeps getting drawn into the story she is supposedly merely observing; there’s something to be said about the lines between telling a story and being part of a story that is sadly missed here. Still, the cast is game — Pierre-Louis is especially good; I’d love to see him in something bigger that takes more advantage of his appealing charisma — and their fun is mildly infectious.

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Jesus People (2014)
US/Can release: Apr 11 2014 (VOD same day)

Flick Filosopher Real Rating: rated WWJM: who would Jesus mock?
MPAA: not rated

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  • RogerBW

    So if you’re trying to do a Christopher Guest film, but you can’t afford him, and you’re trying to mock a thoroughly silly subculture, but you don’t want them to organise a boycott… maybe this is what happens.

  • Tonio Kruger

    One person’s “silly subculture” is another person’s legion of kindred spirits. And satire tends to work best against deserving targets.

    But then we live in a country where making fun of injured Malayasian stewardesses is considered the height of fine wit so go figure.

  • I would say that people who want the sex appeal of pop music as long as the listeners are horny only for Jesus is something worth mocking.

    But what’s this about Malayasian stewardesses?

  • Tonio Kruger

    Sorry. I had the victims of the recent crash confused with the victims of the Asians Airlines disaster of last fall, the latter of whom were horribly mocked in an online Halloween prank. Mea culpa.

  • That’s awful. But it doesn’t sound like there’s any satire in that.

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