Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“man of steel news” <-- he’s still super
“perverse cross stitch”
“bathrooms disqus”
“cumberbatch sexy villain” <-- redundant
“i love colin firth” <-- who doesn’t?
“i hate sex and the city” <-- who doesn’t?
“3 fuckin musketeers”
“is antonio banderas in the princess bride”
“sheena easton ghostbusters” <-- there is no Sheena there is only Zuul
“playmobil french revolution”
“is steve carell hot” <-- you need a search engine to help you decide?
“cylons are spoiled teens”
“are women being conditioned by the media male gaze to be bisexual”
“graphic sexual horror (special edition)”
“forced womanhood” <-- WTF
“how did sherlock fake his death” <-- that’s what we’re waiting to find out!
“good day to die hard what were they thinking”
“is optimus prime a byronic hero” <-- no, “bionic”
“are peter davison and steven moffat related” <-- no (Davison’s real last name is Moffet)
“does the movie seven pounds accurately portray how organ donation works” <-- hell no
“intellectual problem of hollywood”
“how to get rid of black magic curse”
“pale creepy girls that don't like sunlight”
“disney waltz with bashir” <-- would be just plain wrong
“could the nazis speak english”
“does john c. reilly smoke weed”
“freddy krueger 's steampunk” <-- Freddy’s steampunk what?
“horrified gaze definition”
“how can i watch the brits in the u.s on regular tv?” <-- each of the 60 million gets his or her turn on ch 6 overnight Wednesdays



















Best way to get rid of a black magic curse is to obtain a book by a rationalist, and read it.
Ooh, I’d love to know how on earth that search engine connected ‘peverse cross stitch’ to FlickFilosopher!