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One more silly movie for your pumpkin-night fun… When a Satanist biker is killed by a gang of Hells Angels, an evil spirit he was summoning possesses his old Norton Commando motorcycle. So when unsuspecting local courier Nick “Noddy” Oddie becomes the bike’s new owner, little does he know that it runs on blood and … more…
There were so many crappy, cheesy, dumb, and otherwise worthy of an oh-no! DVDs this week that I can’t resist pointing them out. What is it about Halloween that inspires people to make really really stupid movies? In the vein of spoof cinema like Austin Powers and the Scary Movie franchise, Stan Helsing lampoons contemporary … more…
In 1958, Billy Meier predicted the Iraq Wars, AIDS and global warming. Is it the biggest hoax or the most important story in human history? You’ll find the startling answer in this remarkable, true-life story about how a young Swiss boy’s meetings with extra-terrestrials would eventually lead him through dozens of countries, meeting many famous … more…
Oh no! So sad! He walks alone? Ah, the loneliness of the fake-sport superstar! One of WWE’s most popular Superstars, Batista is truly a study in contrasts. On one hand, Batista is the smoothest of operators, known for his stylish appearance and laid-back attitude. He has the air and presence of a champion. Exploding with … more…
It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure-type thing, according to the Sony press release about the DVD: Would-be buccaneers can even participate in the action, as PLAYMOBIL: THE SECRET OF PIRATE ISLAND features an exciting interactive storyline. At certain points throughout the story, the lead characters, Jack and Amelia, will turn to the viewers and ask, … more…
It’s like Girls Gone Wild, except they can kill you: With the popularity of Gina Carano, women’s MMA has grown increasingly stronger over the last two years. HOOKnSHOOT, the second longest running MMA show next to the UFC, has been the biggest proponent for female fighting. HnS established an entire division strictly for women’s fighting. … more…
From the series God’s Promise, Satan’s Deception, of course: A provocative, controversial, biblically based religious documentary featuring man on the street interviews in New Orleans during this year’s Mardi Gras festivities. Included in the provocative discussions, Mardi Gras party-goers fielded questions related to the RFID chip, The North American Union, and the prospect of living … more…
I love how the sales copy makes it sound like the worst miniseries ever: Long after the flood, Noah’s family spreads out into new nations, and the become arrogant and powerful. They decide to challenge God by building a towering ciy that will reach to the heavens. God teaches them a lesson by causing everyone … more…
The pink! It burns! Life is berry sweet in Berry Bitty City where Strawberry runs the Berry Cafe. But a sudden storm leaves Berry Bitty City with a gigantic problem. Strawberry Shortcake and her friends will have to move their whole tiny town unless they find a way to safely remove a huge boulder that … more…
So, who is this Sophia chick, and why does she want to have tantric sex with the planet? Is this some sort of weird green porno? John Lamb Lash is one of the foremost exponents of the power of myth to direct and shape an individual’s life, as well as history itself. Described as the … more…
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