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The purple! It burns! Barbie™ takes flight in her first original princess fairy tale movie, Barbie™ and the Magic of Pegasus. Princess Annika (Barbie™) discovers adventure when she is befriended by Brietta – a magnificent winged horse – that flies her to the beautiful Cloud Kingdom. Annika has only three days to break the spell … more…
I think what’s most special about this one is that it’s No. 3 in the series. Because one bonanza of bare feet is never bonanza enough. Second most special thing is that, if you check out the Web site of distributor Triangle Dream Video, you learn that it offers only “artistic and athletic male nudity.” … more…
I actually had a hard time choosing between all the many installments of the “Bridging Heaven & Earth Series” that are releasing on DVD today: some of my other favorites are The Healing Presence of the Ascended Masters: Truths of the Divine Feminine and Become a Co-Creator With God: Managing Your Own Existence. Part of … more…
Looks like Disney has jumped on the Harry Potter bandwagon: The most magical event of the year is now even bigger, with more thrilling adventure! Wizards Of Waverly Place The Movie Extended Edition features exclusive footage, behind-the-scenes bonus and awesome extras that take you deeper into the mysterious world of wizardry! Embark on a supernaturally … more…
A brief list of all the Star Trek phrases, terms, and dialogue that are funnier if you think like a horny 12-year-old boy or a hornier 27-year-old fan-fiction-writing girl… no pornification required! captain’s log beam me up where no man has gone before wormhole resistance is futile “Damn it, Jim!” engage fully functional phasers on … more…
There doesn’t seem to be any official description of this DVD at all, but that’s okay: As long as you confuse it with the upcoming Disney animated feaure The Princess and the Frog, it’s all good. For maximum impact, ideally your princess-addled spawn will see the DVD cover in Wal-Mart and start screaming her head … more…
Remember that the following is meant to make you want to see the movie: What happens to a woman when she is abused by her parents, becomes a runaway at the tender age of 14, is molested by a local priest who takes her in and is then used and abused by nearly everyone she … more…
Finally! Somone made the Thanksgiving horror film we’ve all been waiting for… An evil turkey is unleashed…and he’s one “fowl” mouthed bastard! Five college kids heading home for Thanksgiving break cross paths with the turkey, who’s possessed by an ancient Indian curse. In this hilariously gory spoof, the teens must stop the maniac bird before … more…
I actually feel bad for this guy. I think he had no idea what he was in for with Twilight: The exclusive, Access-All-Areas pass inside the Life of Hollywood’s Hottest New Talent….. Robert Pattinson After clinching “Top Male Hottie” at the Teen Choice Awards, winning “Breakthrough Performance” and “Best Kiss” awards from MTV Movies for … more…
It’s okay — it’s artistic: An artistic video collection featuring Jenny, in nine revealing scenes, as she showers completely nude indoors, and out in the open, on hot summer days. Watch Jenny as she takes her morning shower, wash mud off in her garden, scrub paint off her naked skin, cool off on a hot … more…
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