The Wee Man (review)

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The Wee Man red light Martin Compston

I’m “biast” (pro): nothing

I’m “biast” (con): nothing

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You’d never guess, from this semifictionalized look at his early life and some of his crimes, that Paul Ferris is a notorious Scottish gangster who has courted controversy since he went straight, becoming a literary and reality-TV star and even, outrageously, via taxpayer-funded security and policing contacts in and around Glasgow. No, in this almost genteel film — or as genteel as a film about men who intimidate and kill for a living can be — Ferris is a little boy lost, a rare man of principle in an urban cesspit. The world is a scary forest, Ferris’s father (Denis Lawson: Horatio Hornblower: The Fire Ship) tells young 1974 Paul (Daniel Kerr), where even the cops are monsters; plus bullies killed 10-year-old Paul’s pet dog. And so of course 1990s Paul (Martin Compston: The Damned United) has gotta do what he’s gotta do to survive in such a harsh environment: he only resorts to a stabbing to defend the honor of a lady (though he does admit to enjoying it), and in his work as an enforcer for Arthur “The Godfather” Thompson (Patrick Bergin: Ella Enchanted), why, he’s downright kind, declining to rough up up a deadbeat “client” in front of his kids and refusing to kill “civilians,” unlike Thompson’s son and putative heir, Junior (Stephen McCole), who’s one of those crazy gangsters who’s actually obsessed with The Godfather (the movie, that is). Paul, we’re meant to see, is a reasonable man in an insane world. Except… he isn’t. Perhaps it’s unsurprising that a film produced with the cooperation of the real Ferris would downplay the man’s unpleasantness, but that doesn’t make it any more palatable. Writer-director Ray Burdis’s previous film, the hilarious Love, Honour, and Obey, held up fictional mobsters for ridicule; now, he’s holding up an actual mobster as something nearly noble. It’s ugly.

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Fri, Jan 18, 2013 11:12am

Like the way that every authorised biography of a rapper tells the story of how he was a good guy, unlike all the others, in spite of all the temptations that came his way…

Fri, Jan 18, 2013 2:31pm

Strange but true-my wife worked in one of Arthur Thompson’s businesses in Glasgow in the 1980s, and met Ferris several times. Her recollection of him was that , unlike Thompson’s other enforcers, he was unfailingly courteous and polite to the staff he met, and was generally well liked, so the film doesn’t sound too far off the mark in highlighting those aspects of his character. However, there’s no doubting that he was also an extremely dangerous man, and this film looks like a bit of a PR job. Ferris is interesting enough to merit a more probing ”Mesrine” style film, but there’s no way he’d let anyone make it.

Mon, Oct 21, 2013 4:37pm

l am only a few years younger than Ferris and grew up just a few miles from where the movie is set. i knew a lot of people who knew a lot more than this film reveals – his notoriety and exploits were common knowledge. Wikipedia details how ‘Ferris became involved with Thompson’s crime empire aged 19, when he became an enforcer collecting debts on behalf of Thompson, and was linked to stabbings, slashings, blindings and knee-cappings’ oddly the film makes no reference to this other than a handshake in the Provanmill Inn. all very genteel – none of it very real. nor was the production design and wardrobe, it would seem the stylist confused mid eighties with early seventies.

all of which made for a very unconvincing version of events