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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

at the 20th anniversary of ‘Titanic,’ where are all the knockoffs?

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December 2017 marks the 20th anniversary of the release of what would become one of the most lucrative and most deliriously popular movies ever made: James Cameron’s Titanic. It should also mark the 20th anniversary of the beginning of a wave of Titanic clones — and it says something about the movie industry that it doesn’t.

The epic romantic disaster drama debuted in US cinemas on December 19th, 1997, and wouldn’t leave US cinemas until October 1998, 41 weeks later. It earned $1.8 billion worldwide, and remained the biggest box-office hit ever until 2010 (when it was supplanted by Cameron’s own Avatar). Titanic wasn’t just a huge hit; it was an inescapable phenomenon. Showings were sold-out well into early 1998, even with the film in saturation release, and it stayed at the top of the box-office charts for 15 consecutive weeks (still a record). The film was a critical success, and it tied for the most Oscars won by a single film, with 11, including Best Picture.

In 2012, to commemorate the centenary of the sinking of the ship, the film was released in newly rejiggered 3D, and earned another $300 million plus globally, pushing its total box office take over $2 billion. Now, in honor of the anniversary of its initial release, Titanic is back again, in 87 AMC theaters in the US starting Friday, December 1st, for one week only, in a new remastered edition. Expect sellouts again.

I love Titanic, and I’ve seen it countless times, and revisited it as a critic four times (see links below). I don’t think there’s a single movie I’ve written more about. And here’s an irritation I always come back to when I think about the film: Where are all the knockoffs?

The film was “supposed” to be a huge flop, destined to be a legendary example of big-budget folly, Cameron’s out-of-control creative arrogance destined to doom it. But we all know what happens when a movie is a hit, especially if it’s an unexpected one, as Titanic was: Knockoffs. Lots of ’em, to the point where we get sick of ’em, even if some of the knockoffs are pretty good. It’s been a feature of the blockbuster era since the 1977’s Star Wars, which spawned a lot of crap — including Italian schlock Star Crash and Battle Beyond the Stars, directed by an uncredited Roger Corman — and some not-at-all-bad flicks like Disney’s The Black Hole and The Last Starfighter. We can also thank George Lucas for the existence of the 1970s TV series Battlestar Galactica.

Some movies are so popular and so influential that they ignite what feels like entire subgenres: the “Alien Movie” (And Then There Were None, but in space); the found-footage horror flick, kicked off by 1999’s The Blair Witch Project; the “Toy Story Movie” (“let’s animate some inanimate objects and/or animals to amuse the kiddies”). Gladiator, 2000’s Oscar-winning Best Picture, started a sword-and-sandals craze that is still in progress almost 20 years later, and the knockoffs keep getting made even when they flop, like 2012’s Wrath of the Titans ($83 million box office in the US on a $150 million budget) or 2014’s Exodus: Gods and Kings ($65 million domestically on a $140 million budget).

So it’s very mysterious indeed that we were never inundated with Titanic knockoffs. We should be absolutely sick to death of all the cash-ins, pseudo-remakes and imitators. Hollywood is a business, we who complain about the poor quality of much the industry’s output are constantly reminded: Hollywood is only out to make money. That’s the excuse we hear, particularly when we complain about the lack of movies about women: They don’t make money (although clearly, they do.)

But the evidence of Titanic and Hollywood’s supposed business practices is clear. We should have been swamped with movies that tried to recapture its money-making magic. And we weren’t. Adventure romance amidst disaster and/or big historical events. Messed-up woman who learns how to really live via a manic pixie dream boy (that’s what Jack Dawson is, after all). There are so many possibilities here. And Hollywood completely ignored them.

Is it because the female audience that spent so much time and money on the film was actively derided in the press? The phenomenon of the film received almost hysterical coverage in the media, and we heard tell of girls and women seeing the film a dozen times or more as if that were crazy, rather than indicating an underserved audience eating up a story that finally spoke to them. Did that only add to Hollywood’s usual disdain for stories about girls and women?

Of course it’s true that if had gotten all those Titanic knockoffs, most of them would have completely misunderstood what made the film so appealing to its female audience. But the fact that the industry didn’t even try makes it tough to buy that movies are “just a business.” Not when Hollywood left so much money on the table simply to avoid telling more stories like Titanic.

This essay grew from an angry tweet when I first heard about the film’s new rerelease. @PaulWartenberg replied to suggest that Michael Bay’s ‘Pearl Harbor’ qualifies as a ‘Titanic’ knockoff. We can quibble about whether it does, but this is a more important point: If ‘Pearl Harbor’ was an attempt to cash in, it succeeded: that movie made a ton of money, if not quite as much as ‘Titanic.’ It should have proven that cashing in was worth doing! And still no one seemed to listen.


see also:
Titanic (review)
Titanic (again) (review)
Titanic (again again) (review) (on the Oscar Best Picture win)
Titanic 3D (review)


  • RogerBW

    Yeah, very good point.

    I remember Titanic being a polarising film, with plenty of people saying they hated it – but then the same is true of the Fast and Furious series, and those have been imitated pretty widely.

    It may well be that the lightning only strikes once, but that doesn’t usually stop the industry from utterly misinterpreting what was popular about a successful film and churning out a string of misbegotten imitations.

  • David_Conner

    Good question. I suspect would-be knockoff producers were scared off for the same reasons Titanic scared the crap out of its backers up to the day it was released. Modern studios seem to be very wary of spending blockbusterish money on genres that aren’t traditionally blockbuster-makers.

    It’s rare, for example, to see movies that are MAINLY comedies with big budgets, and it’s hard to think of great examples of such. Two that come to mind are the 1984 Ghostbusters and the recent one, with one gamble paying off financially and the other not so much. And one of the biggest flops of all time in terms of net money lost is actually not a big SFX-spectacular, but Warren Beatty’s Town and Country.

    There are a lot of Titanic knockoffs, but many on the VERY cheap side, like those direct-to-video Titanic animated movies or Nigerian movies, or one I dimly remember reading about made in Uzbekistan or some other landlocked Eurasian place like that that became an enormous local hit.

    Also, this doesn’t really count, but I’m always amused by it: the unlicensed NES game “Titenic”. Which at one point basically explains that Rose survived by running up from the lower decks and killing dozens of fellow passengers with an axe:

    https://nowloading.co/p/funny-unlicensed-video-games/4119402

  • Modern studios seem to be very wary of spending blockbusterish money on genres that aren’t traditionally blockbuster-makers.

    This wasn’t true for *Star Wars.* (*The Black Hole* was Disney’s most expensive movie to date at that point.) That wasn’t true for *Gladiator.*

    There are a lot of Titanic knockoffs,

    Name 20.

  • David_Conner

    I’m mostly trying to play devil’s advocate coming up with counter-examples here, but I think you’re on to something here.

    One is tempted to think of Titanic as reviving the “disaster movie,” in which case things like, oh, 2012 or The Day After Tomorrow as knockoffs.

    But that’s not really true, because Titanic *isn’t* a disaster movie, really. If it was, Victor Garber’s character would have been the lead, and a lot more attention would be paid to the decisions of the Titanic’s captain, how the iceberg collision could have been avoided, etc. Jack and Rose would be minor characters with about as much screen time as Kathy Bates got, and there’d be a dozen or so additional parts for recognizable actors in minor roles.

    I’d say Titanic is better described as “romance set in a lavishly-portrayed setting of catastrophe.” And I’m not coming up with a lot of big-studio knockoffs along those lines. Best I can come up with is the recent *Pompeii* movie, where the romance plot was pretty central, and it wasn’t really about “How will Emperor Kiefer respond to the crisis” or somesuch.

  • Jurgan

    Well, there were at least three animated knockoffs.

  • Matt Clayton

    Titanic‘s massive success lead to a backlash, it became fashionable to hate it. Ditto for Avatar and even Marvel’s The Avengers.

    Now that MaryAnn brought it up, it is curious that Titanic‘s success didn’t lead to ripoffs and imitators, like a similar movie set on the RMS Lusitania (but that sinking took 18 minutes compared to Titanic’s near 3 hours). While Pearl Harbor kinda fits the bill (fictional romance against a real-life historical event), it doesn’t have that “messed up woman leans how to live via a manic pixie dream boy” requirement she mentions.

    I think one key factor kept studios from doing endless cash-ins: the expense. While studios blow $200M+ regularly on films nowadays, it was an exorbitant amount back in 1997. Titanic is a magical blockbuster, where it became a four-quadrant hit by not being based on an existing property.

  • RogerBW

    Yes, true, and very cheap film was still adjusting to the demise of the drive-in and the collapse of the videotape market. The Asylum was only founded in 1997, after all, and didn’t really get going on the imitation thing until 2005.

  • Bluejay

    Titanic’s massive success lead to a backlash, it became fashionable to hate it. Ditto for Avatar and even Marvel’s The Avengers.

    I don’t think The Avengers is an apt comparison. It has spawned three “official” sequels (plus team-ups in the nominally “solo” superhero movies), its main rival is attempting a copycat team-up franchise, both companies are doing superhero cross-overs in their TV properties, and beyond superheroes the “shared universe” concept is increasingly becoming a thing. Needless to say, Titanic hasn’t sparked that level of expansion and imitation.

  • Matt Clayton

    I was referring to the fact that The Avengers was such a big blockbuster, it became fashionable to bash it (like Titanic). Not that it didn’t spawn sequels or inspire rivals to try the crossover/shared universe concept themselves.

  • Bluejay

    Okay, but then I don’t see the point of your comparison. The point of MaryAnn’s argument is that Titanic SHOULD have inspired lots of imitations. Whatever bashing The Avengers suffered, it didn’t do anything to slow down movie studios’ rush to duplicate its formula.

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